you can tell a lot about a person by who they think should rule westeros
I’m the worst
STAHP I had so much fun chatting with you today!
Also I’m sorry about your knees.
(also I don’t know how to do the thing where you just reply to a post instead of reblogging it)
- (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
- Me: “So, what will it be?”
- Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
- (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
- Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”